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Loose Pizzle of the Year 1996/97 Taupo Trip : Ryan Pulley bats without undies, preferring a sock down the front of his box. He still manages to top score. Taupo Trip : Richard Brenton-Rule puts on All Black undies 3 sizes too small, hops into hot pool only to find that all the water has been drained out of it... Click here for the sensational picture. Vs Cornwall : Steve Julian bowls a 13 ball over. Is this a senior record? Vs Cornwall : A story emerges involving Ryan Pulley, an absence of toilet paper and a dock leaf. Yet to be verified. Taupo Trip : Dwayne Wilton scores the first Duck of the season and is rewarded with a trim courtesy of master barber Ryan Pulley. Wilts followed up this effort with a second duck in the next game. Vs Cornwall : Stu Gourdie scores the first duck of the
"Official" season, after remarking that "someone could score a ton here
today..." Vs Cornwall : Bevan Walker takes off the keeping pads to discover the letters NOBM have been transferred (in reverse) onto the shins of his whites. Taupo Trip : Del Whyte touches up young lady's bottom claiming he had "dropped some ash from his cigarette there..." Yeah, right... Taupo Trip : Stu Gourdie eats Lorraine's meal at restaurant after taking it by mistake and doesn't own up even when Del abuses the waitress and demands to see the manager. Taupo Trip : After playing some variation of strip poker, Ryan Pulley runs around the camp naked claiming "I'm a Donkey, I'm a Donkey..." Also yet to be verified, as Stu Whyte appears to be the only (unfortunate) witness. Vs Havelock H.S : Gary James gets hit for an 8 (a massive hit which clears the boundary by at least 20 metres) in an over which concedes 22 runs. Vs Havelock H.S : Del Whyte abuses a schoolboy who misfields by calling him "Sport Goofy" and remarking "don't hand him an ice cream..." then proceeds to let through 2 fours in the first over of our fielding innings. Vs Havelock H.S : Ryan Pulley buys a new double bed reviving old "baby oil on the water bed" stories. Vs Havelock H.S : Tim Reid runs 2 before realising that umpire Stu Gourdie had given him out LBW. The schoolboys just looked on in amazement... Taupo Trip : Caught on video - Stu Gourdie shows his dangly bits to the world courtesy of Wilts' video camera. Vs Central HB : Tim Reid makes unkind comments about using Gary's hairy back to dry the ball between deliveries. Vs Central HB : Steve Julian tells joke involving a nun, a man with a big willy and a knife... Vs Central HB : Laurie Willis wears "Millie Khan" hat which was being used as the rag to dry the ball. A sexy look.....NOT! Vs Central HB : Jeff Reid in his first game of the season gets back into fine sledging form with an loud HOWZAT! 30 seconds after the appeal has been turned down and follows up with a few derogatory comments to the batsman despite the fact no one else really thought it was out. Welome back Sledge! Vs Cornwall : Gary James travels to the game sitting in some chlorine and manages to bleach a nice white circle onto his black pants in a particularly anal position. On further inspection he discovers it has gone through to his black undies too! Stu Whyte's Party: Dwayne Wilton takes great pleasure in tormenting Richard Hadley about the fact that his girlfriend left him for another woman. Practice at Rosie O'Grady's : Steve Julian (so-called teacher) comes last in a trivia quiz. This sets the scene for the weekend - he then loses the toss and we lose outright. "The Shift" : Dwayne Wilton puts an 18 inch scratch on one of the walls while moving then tries to blame Bevan and Gary! Practice at Rosie O'Grady's : After practice we progress to the Golden Crown where Gary James suggests to some Swedish tourists that they "get a large pig up them" in French. Luckily Gary's French is even worse than his English and they can't understand what he's on about. Practice at Rosie O'Grady's : The teachers go to an end of year function where Del Whyte falls of his chair and then claims he is sober... 2nd Practice at Rosies : Bevan Walker wins a toilet roll and a bar of soap in a "Money or the Bag" competition. 2nd Practice at Rosies : In a fit of excitement Gary James dribbles onto the floor. You sexy bugger! 2nd Practice at Rosie's : Gary James comes out of the toilet at Bevan's place proudly stating that he had complete control of his body and that he had just talked himself out of vomiting. He then promptly threw up. The Daily Telegraph : Del Whyte's photo appears rather unfortunately next to the headline "Rapist jailed for 15 years". "The Shift" : Bevan Walker falls asleep at the Reido's house while watching a video. Bar-b-que at the Cri : In a drunken state Ryan Pulley displays his mutant finger proclaiming "the women love it..." Vs Havelock North HS : An old story emerges about Gary James. He once batted with an erection at a cricket tournament in Auckland. Someone had reminded him of the previous night's events at a local strip club. Needless to say, it was a short innings! Stu Gourdie washes "the Millie". Bastard! While enjoying a few quiet drinks after a curry at The Ghandi Stu Gourdie suggests to the Indian chefs that they had better "check that their passports are in order" after a police car drives past. Careful what you order next time Stu! Vs Cornwall: At a post match pissup at Stu Whyte's place Gary James overindulges and falls asleep much to the delight of Inga and Mel who promptly draw on his face! Vs CHB: Mark Goodson calls out from slips "Come on guys, let's do it for Kenny!" on the day of the Mission concert. Vs Hastings BHS : Ryan Pulley turns up to a cricket game without his white shirt... Vs Hastings BHS : Gary James pulls a pair of undies out of a rubbish bin. To top this off he shows them to everyone and comments on how soiled they are... Pool Tournament at the Cri : Ryan Pulley gets physically attacked by a Lesbian after making some rather personal comments to her. Luckily her friends hold her back... And the Rightful (if somewhat reluctant) Winner - Gary James |