Awards

These are new awards to be dished out on an occasional basis, partly a tribute to TAB Sports Cafe when it was great (before they started filming at Leftfield and generally trying too hard...) and partly to fill a gap, to recognise Looseness from non-Pizzles. These awards will be given to non-members of the team who woud not be eligible for the Loose Pizzle of the Year trophy. They could include players from opposing teams, administrators, barmen, bouncers, politicians, wives, girlfriends and hangers-on, pets, Scindians, city councillors, Sean Glasiers, international crickers and basically anyone else I can think of on the day. Nominations will be accepted via the usual methods but since this is not a democratic web site, they may not necessarily win. And if anyone takes offence at being given one of our awards I can only suggest that they listen to the profound words of John Cleese in Monty Python's Meaning of Life when he said "...tough titty for you, fishface!" Anyway that's enough rambling...on with the awards -


It's a little bit late but well deserved - The Sook of the Week is awarded to everyone who wrote a Letter to the Editor complaining about the Mission Concert and how they didn't like the band and they were too loud and they didn't know the songs and they didn't play for long enough and it's not like Kiri Te Kanawa was and ...blah blah blah blah blah Why did you buy a ticket?! Stop whinging. Sooks.

Goes again to the teacher Fatboy Morris from Havelock North High School. Snap out of it you fat hua! You are setting a terrible example for impressionable schoolboys and everybody hates you for it. And lay off the Mars Bars too...