All About Bolke
 Name: Bolke Water- Age: Twenty-sixteen
- Facial hair: occasionally, but never sideburns
- Music: he has two music degrees, which means he is qualified
to drone on ad nauseum about it. Probably doesn't improve his taste,
though
- Thoughts: Jono doesn't need to download money into our
accounts, he just
needs to tell us how to break in.
- Strange Bolke facts:
- Developed a fear of crashing at an early age. At Trevor and
Tim's 5th birthday party Bolke's fascination with "The Wacky
Racers" inspired him to launch himself down the front path on
a Tri-ang kid's tricycle. 3.2 seconds later he hit the side of the
house at twenty kilometres per hour, having failed to take the
right-angle bend at the bottom of the path.
- Favourite bicycle repair tools are an Oli and a Wheels.
- Works in a library, but isn't a middle-aged spinster with
several cats.
- Once shook hands with the Queen of the Netherlands (the real
one, not the
one on Marion Street). When she told him he spoke Dutch very well,
he
replied "You do, too".
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