Spending Money Links

As always one of the fun parts of mountain biking is buying bits (and then breaking them and whining.) To help you with your quest for consuming we offer you the following links:

• Cycle Services : The Official VORB Pushers¹ - we get loads of quality crap from Cycle Services.
• NZ MTB Web Buy/Sell/Trade : The biggest online market for bike crap in New Zealand².
• Ground Effect : Want some good threads? Tired of still wearing your neon pink lyrca race top from 1991? Check these guys out
• Trade & Exchange : You can buy & sell heaps of crap through this site. Not just bikes - cars, sofas, babies³, you name it. 
• Mud Cycles : Offer a wide range of bits and bikes right on Makara Peaks' doorstep. You can also hire bikes off them.

Wasting Time Links

Here's some websites VORBers think you should visit. I take absolutely no responsibility for where these links go. Please Report any Broken/Dodgy Links.

http://www.sodaconstructor.com/

Get fired today from spending to much time making strange little creatures and devices on this page.

http://www.dancingpaul.com/rockstarter/

Paul's a goddamn Flash genius. Completely decimate your productive for half a hour or more.

http://www.insanepictures.com/

Hmmm... Ever wondered where all those photos your so called friends spam you with come from?

http://www.dancingpaul.com/

This rocks! Minutes of amusing distraction from your work.

http://badlinks.brutal.com/old.html - More Bad Links than you could of possibly believed ever existed.

http://www.kookazoid.com/bush/vehicle/frameset.html - Bash Dubya Bush - good for what ails you.

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan - Strange man with pixie fetish seeks Tinkerbell...... (over 1.2 million hits - eat your heart out Tama)

http://www.joecartoon.com/buddies/scuffmark/airguitar.html - Useful Air Guitar Demonstration. Followed by step by step analysis. Very important for all you AC/DC plonkers out there.

http://www.adulttoyreviews.com - Some people need professional help

http://www.realhamster.com - This site must be good - the "Big Brother Censorship Filter" at work stops me from visiting it. Anyway - it's an online catalogue of the world's finest 'Buggery Hamsters' - made right here in New Zealand.

http://www.speakout.com/ActivismTools/selectors/religion/ - Find out once and for all what religion you should belong to.

http://www.damonrinard.com - Links to everything you ever wanted to know about anal roadism - got a spare year? - this is the site, very techead.

http://www.zug.com/pranks/olestra/ - Ole for Olestra the new wonder chemical - John Hargrave scientifically checks out what a diet of Olestra enhanced "Max Chips" does to your digestive system.

http://www.his.com/~makuch/carnage/carnage.html - A darn good collection of mountain bike crash photos. Geez there's some gooduns in here...

http://www.angelfire.com/nc2/mycoffeecan/page1.html - Add 50 horsepower to your car for free!

http://www.screentalk.org/gallery.htm - Brilliant site for movie buffs. Many many many film scripts. Annoy your friends with obscure quotes.

http://www.andgor.com/Personalized_Figures/personalized_figures.html - Buy a personalized action figure of yourself...

http://pubweb.nwu.edu/~adm641/ - Everything you ever wanted to know about Squirrels.

http://www.blackpower.co.nz - Yep - that's right - Black Power has a website. Check it out...

http://www.yaromat.de/macos8/ - This should appeal to 4% of the population. Turn your PC into a Mac.

http://www.turntables.de/start.htm# - Mix those phat virtual beats white boy...

http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/monkey.html - Spank the Monkey.

http://www.best.com/~zorak/toc/fuckingmoon.html - The real moon walk conversation from 1969.

http://www.mulletsgalore.com | http://www.mulletlovers.com/ | http://www.mullet.co.uk/ | http://www.mulletgods.com/ - What use is a link page without any mullets???????

http://www.subgenius.com/ - Be sure to check out the sex and graphics sections....... Bob is a strange chap.

http://www.jenna.co.uk/bikes/webcam.htm - Virtual mountain biking

http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html#figs - It's kind of anal really

http://www.nulldevice.net/images/AYB1.swf - Oonst oonst oonst ...All your base are belong to us... Oonst oonst oonst... http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/index.shtml - Explains the whole deal

http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm - The most useful link in the whole internet

http://bikerodnkustom2.homestead.com/cover4.html - Bad Girls ride Bad Bikes. Styley kustom bikes

http://games.sohu.com/fightgame/fight.avi | http://games.sohu.com/fightgame/fight2.htm - The original stick figure kung fu "games" - Anyone know how to play the second one? - Oh I found out, you press space and the stick figure guy dies... (more or less)

http://www.bikemag.com/features/120800_crustydemons.shtml - Why watch the Krusty Demons of Dirt on a big TV when you can watch it on a little window in your browser for free.

http://games.sohu.com/fightgame/fight3.swf - Stick figure kung fu. Eat your heart out Jackie Chan!

http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com - "lady - I'm your knight in shining armour...." "you gotta know when to walk away, and when to run" First to order the t-shirt gets a VORB group spanking

http://www.tv4.se/lattjo/kojan/bilbanan.asp - This is very very cool. Build your very own virtual slot car set and then race your car against a parrot(?)

http://internettrash.com/users/ali/alirap.html - Just what we need - On-line Interactive Ali Rap.

http://amanita.8k.com/ - Someone (who shall remain nameless) sent in this lovely link to a lovely story about mushrooms.

http://www.spammimic.com/ - At last - a translation service which everyone can use. This website turns your messages into SPAM and can then translate the SPAM back into messages... Minutes of amusement

http://thespark.com/science/stinkyhome.html - Check out the famously disgusting Stinkymeat Project, the disgustingly famous Stinkyfeet Project and the famously funny Fat Project.

1. Well not official, but you get what I mean

2. Probably

3. Baby Rabbits of course - what else would I be talking about?