Vorb is 1 year Old On the 10th of July 2000 I sent out the first Vorb e-mail the rest is Vorb History So in theory I should throw my arse into gear and do a whole mass of frotty updates. If you want to be alerted to masses of frotty updates sign up for the Vorb Web newsletter below. I promise not to sell you e-mail address to a Romanian online travel agent/ loan shark/ porn-pedaller (one of which got hold of my address somehow)

• Hooray for Spoke Big ups for Caleb & Emma getting it together and putting out such an excellent, quality, FREE New Zealand Mountain Bike Magazine. Pick up issue one at any good bike shop. Rock on.

• Thanks to the Kennett Bros for putting a link to Vorb Web from www.mountainbike.co.nz - this has driven me to even more updates and tweaks on the site. Check out What's New

• Be Appalled & Win Stuff Check out the entries so far in the 2001 Vorb International Worst Dressed Cyclist Awards. If you have any photos of chronic lycra fashion crimes send them in and Win (maybe)

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What's New?

• The Bob Report - The second installment of Bob's assault on the US racing scene.

• Geographically Embarrassed in Thailand - Heather goes searching for some obscure Thai Hill Tribes armed with a GPS, peanut brittle and an umbrella.

• Munted! The agony and errr... agony of mountain bike crashes - caught on film. 

• Vorber Profiles

  • All About Bolke - The twisted genius behind some pretty dodgy kayaking.

  • All About Tama - The twisted genius behind this website (who gets to write his own press)

  • All About Jono The twisted genius behind the 'Jono's Folly' section on Deliverance

• A Not Very Epic Ride - Wind, Crashing and Mountain biking during winter - Now with Pictures.

• History of Vorb - To educate and inform you about why this website exists.

Punter Favorites

The pages on this site that you lot love to visit.

1. Vorb Foam Foam away boys and girls - talk about whatever butters your muffins

2. Waste Time Leaping back onto the charts with a vengeance, waste hours of your time.

3. Pictures Ooohhh Pretty Pictures - click on a picture to rate it

4. Munted! Painful Poetry in Motion - You sadistic sods! 

5. Vorb Pornst*rs Still holding strong - pervie pics for the raincoat set.

6. The Bob Report Yankie racing stories from Vorb's favorite dread-locked racing chick

Tama's Pick

Geographically Embarrassed in Thailand a bloody good tale about how not to explore the jungles of Thailand.