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The Complete Retard's Guide to the English Language #4 (23 March, 2001)

I seem to have got in the habit of taking requests for my comics. Not that that's a particularly bad thing; I mean, the more suggestions I get, the less work I have to do, right?

Yes, I have a cell phone that's capable of “TXTING”. But I just can't bring myself to use these terrible abbreviations. It's inhuman!

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