Twenty-one “pretty much the same”
8 August 2001—Almost two weeks after turning 21, Matt Powell says that it's “pretty much the same” as being 20.
Internet Grammar Lady “bad” and “wrong”
23 June 2001—Local linguistics authorities are up in arms over the claims of so-called “Grammar Lady” Mary Newton Bruder.
Teeth “constant source of infection”—doctor
30 May 2001—When Christchurch student Matt
Powell went to the doctor last night, he received an unexpected diagnosis
which has stunned and perplexed his friends and family.
Powell denies he has “great abs”
18 May 2001—Matt Powell today denied rumours that he has
“a great set of abs,” despite a very positive appraisal this afternoon.
Mordeno: Check yourself out!
17 May 2001—Matt Powell, 20, checked his e-mail this morning to find a message advising him to
“check out” his online journal at Xanga.com,
as well as his own site at matt-powell.org.nz.
Evil twin in shock missing classmate scandal
10 May 2001—Local stay-home web geek Matt Powell was shocked last
night to find a picture of his evil twin in an
advertisement displayed on an internet chat program.
It's official: NameZero.com really suck
8 May 2001—In a special press conference
today, it was revealed that NameZero.com officially suck.
Local geek updates web page; citizens still in shock
6 May 2001—Reports are flooding in that local postgraduate student Matt Powell
has finally updated his web site for the first time in over four months.