NEWSLETTERS

 

Cycle Services Newsletter Archive

(Also see Subject Index below)

A Retrospective A pale green tossfest... (historical documents!)
November 2000
 One last CS Newsletter for the fans
April 2000
 Cycle Services Closing Down Party Goes Off
September 1999
 Consume a substantial portion of roasted meat
July 1999  Try eating your own hand, and get wired punk...
March 1999  Give all your money to Cycle Services
November 1998
 10 dozen beers and some other products
August 1998
 First ever cyberfrot newsletter - now in purple!
September 1997
 Paranoid speed freaks who ride downhill on drugs
April 1997
 Eating chewy bars in spacesuits
November 1996
 "Do not’ under anny circumspection product, regular issues"
July 1996
 "release your sphincter muscles and ride like a psycho hose beast"
March 1996
 "an inflatable sheep, a blow up woman and a shop dummy"
December 1995
 "Dubious conversation, adventure & mannerisms"
August 1995
 "Bogus cheesie Heidi types no problem"
April 1995
 "John  Tomac's dog said so"
December 1994
 "Bogus beyond the call of usual standards of bogusness"
September 1994
 "I don’t need one, mate, I’ve got an afro!"
July 1994
 "The saddest piece of journalistic cyclogarbage"
May 1994
 "Just a bogus tosshead with a sphincter fetish"
March 1994
 "Skillfully manipulate the seat into dragster position"
December 1993
 "Santa gets his frottage here!"
October 1993
 "These feelings are really heavy, man!"
September 1993
 "Extensive testing on wasted university students"
August 1993  "Smoke pouring out of all the windows"
June 1993
 "Nothing. You don't amount to anything."
May 1993
 "Press crotch into space between tyre and frame"
March 1993
"Anywhere roadies can't go"
February 1993
Issue 1 - First ever CS newsletter!
 

 


Newsletter Index (1993-2000)

Tech Tips

Brakes March 1993
Saddles
May 1993
Chains
June 1993
Handgrips August 1993
Wheels
March 1994
Tyres May 1994
Downhilling July 1994
Seat Height September 1994
95 Shimano December 1994
How many inches in a mm? April 1995
Brake Pad Replacement August 1995
Gear Ratios December 1995
How to be a roadie March 1996
Full Suspension Bikes July 1996
Pro Teams Equipment November 1996
Five all-time suspension fork classics April 1997
CS clothing August 199
8
Why 9 speed sucks
September 1999
Drink bottles
April 2000

New products and Product Reviews

Leppin squeezies March 1993
9 Lists of 10 things you never needed to know July 1994
New Stuff for 95 - Hot Picks & Lemons September 1994
Product News April 1995
Hot new things December 1995
Eating without food April 1997
Cactus brochure November 199
8
Ahead lighting systems
July 1999
CS clothing
November 2000

Rides

Hellride of the Month - Belmont Trig February 1993
Hellride of the Month - Bike tag March 1993
Hellride of the Month - Rallywoods
June 1993
Carpark Thrashing for the Winter months August 1993
Hellride of the Month -
Johnson's short track September 1993
Sex in the Moonlight October 1993
Hellride of the Month - Karipoti
July 1994

Races

National XC Finals May 1993
Hellride of the Month -
Ngamu Forest October 1993
Bugle Broadcasts (Strictly Downhill) March 1994
The Karapoti Classic
May 1994
Wanganui Downhill
December 1994
Karipoti 95
April 1995
Hardcore Road Race (plus photo ) December 1995
Hellride of the Year - Mt Fyffe
December 1995
World Champs Downhill
November 1996

Rider Profiles & Pics

Bugle February 1993
Virgil
March 1993
Steve F
May 1993
Ben Kepes
May 1993
Alastair McIntyre June 1993
Oli August 1993
Bronson September 1993
Spooks October 1993
Rod Bardsley
December 1993
Wheels March 1994
Fraser Wright May 1994
Jo Dale July 1994
Evan Freshwater September 1994
Bike shop Bikes - Wheels September 1997
Rico Implants August 199
8
More about Rico November 1998
Tama picks nose November 1998
Downhill Santa (aka Adrian Heke) November 1998
Where's JK?
March 1999
Pip wins!
March 1999
Gordy
March 1999
Kirky "Van Damme"
March 1999
Even more Rico
March 1999
Bugle's 12" travel neck
July 1999
Barnie the Xerox killer July 1999
Grommits July 1999
Aaron eats hand July 1999
Rod Teletubbies September 1999
More Grommits September 1999
BJ No Feet September 1999
Haldane GM
 
April 2000
Jimmy Bottles ("Cans")
April 2000
Guido the Donkey Boy November 2000

News

Makara Peak August 1998
Top Shop nomination November 1998
Cyberfrot website November 1998
Bike Industry Goss July 1999
End of an era - Closing party
April 2000
Why we closed April 2000
Our futures April 2000
Roadworks November 2000

Words

The Word from Cuba St February 1993
The Word from Cuba St March 1993
The Word from Cuba St May 1993
Word Action - Types of Cyclists June 1993
Book review - Nihilist handbook
December 1993

Dave Dirty Oven’s Palindromes August 1995
CS Top 50 Marginal Hell Words March 1996
Roadies Can Speak July 1996
Down with the kids
November 2000

Poems

Literary Corner - Hellman June 1993
Poet’s Corner - Bronson & Luciano May 1994
CS Haikus March 1999

Ravings

Hang 5 August 1993
Hot 5 August 1993
News & updates August 1993
Gossip
September 1993
Hooliganism
September 1993
Sounds October 1993
DJ picks October 1993
Bronson Speaks October 1993
Bronson on couriers December 1993
Extreme Bicycles
September 1994
Sachet Rash April 1997
The new techno era in newsletters September 1997
Slow Down You Freaks September 1997
Sexiest cyclists August 199
8
Tour de drugs August 1998
Last newsletter
November 2000
Creating newsletters in a freak void November 2000

Satire

Guano bars September 1993
Health tips - Are you at risk from SIDS? September 1993
Book review - Nihilist handbook December 1993
Handy hints - How to copy our newsletter
May 1994
Mirkin Award September 1994
SRP Advert September 1994
Off Road Test - Yodaka Grizzly SLC April 1995
Personal Introductions Column August 1995
Reader Survey
July 1996
25 Reasons why Bicycles are Better Than Women July 1996
TUCK TIPS #7 - Right yore own mag!
November 1996
New NZMBA rulings for the 1998 season
April 1997
Cinelli Spinachi Instructions
April 1997
Sock roks August 199
8
Spliff August 1998

Letters

Letter of the month - Pete's account September 1994
Letterz to the Id
March 1996
Letter of the month - A. Nally
September 1997
Fan mail from Xerox September 1999

Stories

The Adventures of Pamela Wolfgang December 1993
Further Adventures of Pamela Wolfgang March 1994
Mervin meets the Feds - by Solly
September 1994
Downhill Lunacy - by Solly
December 1994
Sex shop robbed of blow-up sheep
March 1996
A Downhill Life
September 1997

Cartoons & Art

The Greatest Story Ever Told September 1994
The Paranoid Perspective of the Cycle Courier August 1995
The Outhouse December 1995
Michelin Man December 1995
Freaks
April 2000

Competitions

Creative Writing competition March 1994
Creative Writing winners
May 1994
Competition #407
July 1994
Name the ex-CS sifter 1 March 1999
Name the ex-CS sifter 2
November 2000

Crosswords

Bugle's Crossword September 1994
Bugle's Crossword solution
December 1994
Bugle's less arcane Crossword
December 1994
Bugle's less arcane Crossword solution
April 1995
Bugle's ET Crossword
August 1995
Bugle's ET Crossword solution
December 1995
Yet another Bugle type crossword
March 1996