lines = new Array()
lines[0] = "I ATE HITLER'S BABY."
lines[1] = "I'm so lonely."
lines[2] = "Monkeys are funny."
lines[3] = "Doesn't writing this small hurt your eyes? Good."
lines[4] = "Brains is good food."
lines[5] = "UND KEINER EIER!"
lines[6] = "You talkin' to me?"
lines[7] = "It burns - sweet Jesus, it burns!"
lines[8] = "Now dance for me!"
lines[9] = "Stingraaaaaay Stingray! Da-na naa-na naa-na!"
lines[10] = "Kill for Satan."
lines[11] = "My anus is bleeding!"
lines[12] = "You are like the buzzing of flies to him!"
lines[13] = "Koo koo ka-choo."
lines[14] = "So anyway, I says to Alice, I says..."
lines[15] = "[insert humourous fragment here]"
lines[16] = "Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard."
lines[17] = "Um... SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!"

now = new Date();
num = now.getSeconds()%17;

fragment = lines[num];

copyright = "<CENTER><FONT SIZE=\"-2\" COLOR=\"9E9E9E\">Copyright 2005 Josh Addison. " + fragment + "</FONT></CENTER>"

document.write(copyright)