Have you beaten a Ford lately?

Time of your life song by Green Day.
"It's another turning point, a Ford stuck in the road."

The Ford Guarantee: 15 miles or 15 minutes, whichever comes first.

At Ford quality is job 1. Job 2 is putting out the fire.

I've got a little pile of tin, nobody knows what shape it's in,
got four doors and runnin boards,
it's a FORD oh it's a FORD,
Honk Honk,
Rattle Rattle Rattle,
Cough, Beep Beep!

My parents just bought me a Ford.
"So what did you do to them to piss them off?"

Ford might stand for First On RaceDay,
but someone has to open the concession stands!

Support your local mechanic; buy a Ford

Is your wife pregnant? Want a girl? Take her for a ride in a Ford,
it'll shake the nuts of anything.

Friends don't let friends drive Fords

Have you driven over a Ford lately?

Have you outdriven a Ford lately?

Have you dusted a Ford lately?

This is Holden country and on quiet nights you can hear Fords rusting.

I could never keep a Ford under me, I was always under the Ford.

I'd rather push a Holden than drive a Ford.

Ford Escort me to a Holden dealer.

Buy a Ford and you buy the 'best'. Drive a mile and walk the rest.

SPEED KILLS
Drive a Ford and live forever.

Ford...At least they circled the problem.

That's not a leak, my Ford's just marking its territory!

Ff you cant buy a Dodge ,Dodge a Ford

The funny thing about people who say they would rather push a ford than drive a holden is that they usually end up doing that.

90% of Fords are still on the road, the other 10% made it home.

If Ford mean's(First on race day) It is only because it is still there from the last race day.

This is your brain "HOLDEN", this is your brain on drugs "FORD"

I could never keep a Ford under me, I was always under the Ford

Next time some Fordnatic claims Ford means "First on race day" remind them that anything could be fast if a team of mechanics worked on it all week so it would last long enoug to run a race before needing another weeks work. __________________________________________________________________________________________________

If one or more of these is true, you are driving a Ford...
You look in your rear-view mirror to see two people with their hands on your tailgate.

You constantly receive sympathy cards from the Department of Transportation.

When you are walking across the parking lot, you see a priest performing last rights on your car.

While stopped at traffic lights, other motorists offer to help push to get you started again.

You have preferred customer status at Appco Auto Parts.

You have to stop along side the road at least once a day to pick up parts that have fallen off.

You leave your keys in the ignition and a $20 bill on the dash for gas money in hopes that someone will steal your car.

When you drive though town, people stop what they are doing and just start laughing.

People try to hire you to bring your truck to their house to fog for mosquitos.

In place of a spare tire, you find a pair of running shoes.
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