UNITED NATIONS[~]In an address before the U.N. General Assembly Monday, President Bush called upon the international community to support his "U.S. Does Whatever It Wants" plan, which would permit the U.S. to take any action it wishes anywhere in the world at any time.

Sometimes the Onion is so right on to it that it's easy to understand that some people think the stories in it are gospel.   
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