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Apparently this guy has played for the bilevels, a warning to when "imagination" goes beyond.
Surfing the net while pretending to be a doctor, I was attracted to the bilevel website, my upbringing in the fair city of Lower Hutt making me intimately acquainted with both bilevels and poor quality indoor
cricket.Imagine my dismay when I saw an effeminate Gabriel Kiddles portrait being
featured on this hallowed website. I then realised I had been involved with
this team in the past. The experience was hard to forget as the
aforementoned homoerotic herbivore Gabriel dropped a series of catches off a particularly hostile and breath taking spell of slow medium bowling fron yours truly.
All I ask for is recognition for this feat, as impending obesity may mean I never see those glory days again.
I do not wish to comment on my batting performance. Some indulgences may have proved to be a tactical error on the day.

Yours truly
Ashish Lal
founder/captain Sticky Wobblers est 1993 Lower Hutt
founder/captain Resevoir Dogs est 1994 Auckland franchise moved to Hamilton 1999
forced into semiretirement 2001 due to chronic back injury secondary to slowly expanding rum tum
PS Wasem fled after being humiliated by my geographical greatness

Hi guys, Shaun here from the RedShirt SC's (the team you beat last week
damn it!). Just read your website - that's awesome. We have also been
playing for about 8 seasons now, and have kept all our stats too. We
have talked about starting a webpage, but you guys have shown us the
way. Read your report on our famous drawn game from last season -
classic. Aslo noted we have the record for lowest team score against
you. We will be putting that up in the team changing sheds to act as
motivation. Just wanted to say excellent stuff - had a good laugh and totally got where you're coming from! See you guys on the courts.

A letter for Tighe

Today you wore an untucked old blue shirt, black pants and black shoes. You could do a lot betterr than that you know.

¡qué sitio web más genial!

Word has spread like a wildfire around Palmerston North regarding the
brilliance of the Bilevels! I think it will not be long until you are
invited to perform your cricket for an audience of thousands(or at
hundreds) of Palmerstonians!

Se quiero a los bilevels como la luna se quiere a las estrellas.
Pienso que
sóis chicos muy guapos(y eróticos también) y listos.

¿Cuándo vaís a conocerse, me pregunto?
Quizá ya hemos conocido.

Bilevel Fame Reaches Zimbabwe

Dear Bilevel

You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you do not know me personally. I am Benja Faras the son of paul Faras, a farmer in Zimbabwe who was recently murdered in the land dispute in my country. I got your contact through network online hence decided to write you. Before the death of my father, deposited the sum of US13 million (Thirteen million, United States dollars), in a private security company in europe, as he foresaw the looming danger in Zimbabwe this money was deposited in a box as family valuable to avoid much demurrage from security company. This amount was meant for the purchase of new machines and chemicals for the Farms and establishment of new farms in Swaziland.

This land problem came when Zimbabwean President Mr.Robert Mugabe introduced a new Land Act Reform wholly affecting the rich white farmers and some few black farmers, and this resulted to the killing and mob action by Zimbabwean war veterans and some lunatics in the society. In fact a lot of people were killed because of this Land reform Act for which my father and mother were among the victims.It is against this background that, I and my family fled Zimbabwe for fear of our lives and are currently staying in the Benin Republic where we are seeking political asylum and more so have decided to transfer my father's money to a more reliable foreign account. since the law of Benin Republic prohibits a refugee (asylum seeker) to open any bank account or to be involved in any financial transaction throughout the territorial zone of Benin Republic, As the eldest son of my father, I am saddled with the responsibility of

seeking a genuine partner that could assist me without the knowledge of my government who are bent on taking everything we have got.

I am seeking for a partner who I have to entrust my future and that of my family in his hands, I must let you know that this transaction is risk free. If you accept to assist me and my family, all I want you to do for me, is to make an arrangements with the security company to clear the consignment(funds) from the security company in europe

as i have already notified the security company that i will be deligating someone to assist me in claiming the consignment. But before then all modalities will have to be put in place like change of ownership of the consignment and more importantly this money I intend to use it for investment.

I have two options for you. Firstly you can choose to have certain percentage of the money for nominating your account for this transaction. Or you can go into partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country. Whichever the option you want, feel

free to notify me. I have also mapped out 5% of this money for all kinds of expenses incurred that will be in the process of this transaction.If you do not prefer a partnership I am willing to give you 25% of the money while the remaining 70% will be for my investment in your country. Contact me with the above email address, while I implore you to maintain the absolute secrecy required in this transaction.


Yours Faithfully