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YOUNGEST MEMBER  Eleanor Harrison is our newest member of the Odd Socks Guild she is pictured with her Mum Lucy. Lucy and Paul Harrison (see Lucy below) are very proud and Eleanor is doing well. (D.O.B to come.) We wonder when Paul is going to join?? |
 Lucy Harrison from Birmingham England member of the Odd Socks Guild joined May 2001 |
  Brady Nelson of Salt Lake City USA member of the Odd Socks Guild joined 25 November 2001 |
 Members of the Odd Socks Guild assembled after Jason and Caroline's wedding, enjoying a wind down before the wedding breakfast. |
 Identities revealed Nigel (Zita's son, our nephew) Andrew (Sharon and Michael's son, our Grandson) Bernard (World President) Bill Summers (married to Dawn our Bro in law and World vice President) Craig (Faye's brother my Bro in law) Matthew (Sharon and Michaels eldest son and our Grandson) |
 Dierdre and Michael members of the Odd Socks Guild joined January 2001 |
 This photograph shows Sharon again sharing the spoils of her hard work, (Sharon gained a Batchelor of Education degree on 1 December 2000) with her son Andrew (our Grandson) It is interesting to note that Andrew is wearing the traditional 'Odd Socks' which Sharon hadn't noticed on this occasion Well done Andrew. |
The Guild of Odd Socks Persons
LATEST NEWZ 14 September 2004 our first MD consultant joins us : see below - now 21 Members
24 December 2003 our youngest member joins the Guild. See picture ----------------->
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This Guild was created to cater for people to make a mark in the world. Its world membership is growing and now numbers TWENTY.
The goal of the guild is to give an illusion of being eccentric based on the fact that most eccentrics are wealthy. By wearing odd socks a person appears to be eccentric, as eccentrics are reputed to be wealthy then members of the opposite sex are naturally drawn to the wearer of the odd socks.
There are some side benefits for example:
- The look of horror on the face of ones colleagues, partner, spouse or parent when they realise you are wearing odd socks when out shopping or at an important function.
- The curious looks of strangers when they notice you are wearing odd socks.
- The look on strangers faces when they come to the conclusion that you are eccentric.
- The look on strangers faces when they come to the conclusion you are filthy rich because you appear eccentric..
- The skill needed to succeed as a Guild member is to wear odd socks without the disciplinarian of your household realising until it is too late to do anything about it. For example when you are in the supermarket or at a cocktail party or important social function.
As the inaugural World President of 'The Guild of Odd Socks Persons' I cordially invite you to join. To qualify for membership you will need to have had two expeditions of no less than two hours duration wearing odd socks in public, and then, unless detected earlier, confess to the disciplinarian of the house your exploits.
TO JOIN THE GUILD - Please click here to complete the application form
Regards
Bernard S.Hall JP
World President of the Guild of Odd Socks Persons
Members Hall of Fame
| Member | Location |
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| Bernard S Hall JP (President) | Christchurch NZ |
| Bill Summers (Vice President) | Wainuiomata NZ |
| Craig Harbour | Wellington NZ |
| Nigel Karawana | Christchurch NZ |
| Matthew B Hall | Whitby NZ |
| Andrew M Hall | Whitby NZ |
| Deirdre Harbour | Lower Hutt NZ |
| Michael Hall | Whitby NZ |
| Allen Glasson | Ashburton NZ |
| Jason P Hall | Timaru |
| Lucy M Harrison | Birmingham UK |
| Desmond B Smith OBE | Christchurch NZ 8.10.1932 - 3.3.2002 |
| Brady Nelson | Salt Lake City USA |
| Leah Harding | Salt Lake City USA |
| Breah Harding | Salt Lake City USA |
| Brennon Harding | Salt Lake City USA |
| Bridger Harding | Salt Lake City USA |
| Angela Reimer | Christchurch NZ |
| Eleanor Harrison | Birmingham UK (joined 20.12.03) |
| John Lammiman | Diamond Harbour NZ (25.12.03) |
| Ross Fisher | Bristol UK (14.09.04) |
