This is the most exciting election ever, for New Zealanders. On the eve of the new milleniurn we will once again lead the world by voting in the first Funist Government. The entire history of Western Civilisation has been leading up to this inevitable moment.

Like it or not, life will change utterly after December 31, 1999. Even if your computer doesn’t crash at midnight, it doesn’t mean streets worldwide won’t be crammed with crazed individuals burning and looting.

By electing a McGillicuddy Serious Government, while all other nations lie shattered in chaos, our country will stand strong and united.

New Zealanders want the seemingly impossible: both more and less government. More government control over our traditional state assets (forests, power, rail and phone) and support in the areas of health, education and housing; and less government in the form of personal taxation and overregulation.

Only Bonnie Prince Geoffie can embrace this paradox. He sent New Zealanders the McGillicuddy Serious Party with His message of a Great Leap Backwards. Since 1984 we have been spreading the word and preparing the way.

The time is nigh.

Geoffie is coming!!

Are you for him or against him

Vote McGillicuddy while you still can