2: Because she has a Silly-Fish Room (or should that be pool), which is a
very scary place.
Her father has to ride shotgun, whenever she tidys her room (like that ever
happens), in case she startles any tigers in the process and they escape into
the neighbourhood!! - hey I know it's not very PC to shoot tigers these days, but it's her room
but she does what she wants.
While she was cleaning up she found a couple of parties of
Scouts that had been lost in there for a couple of months!
They only survived by breaking open and eating some old video tapes, and
chewing on some Dr.Seuss books for sustenance!!
3: `Cause she got hairy armpits!
4: `Cause she can't burb properly.
5: `Cause she catches a bus without enough money on her for the return fare!
To see more reasons why she's a Silly Fish, check out her
website here.